Into the Maze

After a few more days climbing and mountain biking in moab I drive back up to SLC to pick up the fam-damily. Do the final gear sort, etc, fill the water tanks, some last minute grocery shopping, etc, etc.

One thing I don’t have is a spare fuel/air diaphragm for the engine. For a few weeks prior to the trip the idle speed has been creeping up. First it was 700rpm, then 800rpm. The engine sounds smoother at that rate but its not supposed to idle there. Problem is most likely an issue with a leather diaphragm that is responsible for the fuel flow to the motor. If the leather is torn it will slowly continue to tear and eventually the motor will be idling at max rpm, blowing white smoke, etc, etc. Its something that needs fixing. After the long driving to Utah the idle is now at 900rpm.

I’d tasked my lovely wife with obtaining one in seattle but it was not to be. I just need to hope it doesn’t deteriorate on the trip. Probably wouldn’t be fun to drive out of the maze with a 3000rpm idle…

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Load the kids up and leave early the next morning with our goal the campsite at teapot rock. We drive south on 15 to prove, take a left at hwy 6 until we reach Green River, then maybe we tank up on Ray’s Burgers (a maze tradition of old that the kids might appreciate.) Finally we take a right on hwy 70 for 10 miles or so, then a left at Hwy 24. After 50 miles or so its a left turn on E Lower San Rafael Rd which is a dirty road and easy to miss, especially at night. There is a sign at the turn off indicating this is the road to Hans Flats Ranger Station.

We do in fact miss the turn off, pull a U-turn 1/8 mile later and are bumping through the dust. On previous trips this road suffered from terrible washboarding but this time the road was very smooth.

Small sign for turnoff to Hans Flats (and Maze). We've now missed this turnoff on 3 different trips.

Small sign for turnoff to Hans Flats (and Maze). We’ve now missed this turnoff on 3 different trips.

Drive to Hans Flats is longer than I remember, but just as barren (and awesome!)

Yay! Almost in the park!

Yay! Almost in the park!

Kids doing their job.

Kids doing their job.

We stop at the ranger station to check-in and verify our permits, purchase a new copy of Desert Solitaire and start on the more seriously bumpy track to the flint trail. Lots of side roads and the drive to the flint trail is longer than I remember. Can’t believe we drove this before in an overloaded Volvo Wagon!

Stop at the flint trail overlook for a snack, watch a tiny vehicle wend its way up, and then we’re heading down ourselves.

Flint Trail from Overlook. A vehicle is visible if you look closely.

Flint Trail from Overlook. A vehicle is visible if you look closely.

About to begin the descent! Kids are nervous.

About to begin the descent! Kids are nervous. Fully loaded with 10 days of food and water (and poop bags!)

Kids are anxious but it really isn’t so bad. I remember it being bumpier and narrower. The low range was great, just idled down the trail in Low Range 3rd gear.

At the bottom we came to a fork whose left branch went along a wash. I remember this shortcut from before and take it, against the wishes of the wife. This short cut cuts a lot of unnecessary distance, meets up with the trail to the maze in 1/4 mile or so.

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Kids are antsy, we stop and take out their bikes and they ride ahead on the road. Lots of places are too difficult for them to ride.

Finally we arrive at Teapot Rock campground. I don’t remember ever noticing this site before. My father and I once slept on the trail because it got dark before we reached the site.

Teapot Canyon Campsite

Teapot Canyon Campsite

Teapot Rock campsite is a little northeast of teapot rock, on the south side of a lovely gully. Terrific views, fine sunset, gourmet indian food.

Yay! We did it!

Yay! We did it!

Camped at Teapot Canyon.

Camped at Teapot Canyon.

Castleton Tower

Camped for 2 nights at Castleton Tower.

Wyoming friend brought the Wyoming goods. Meat, hash browns, a proper grill, fresh eggs. He knows how to eat!

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Check the Sweet Saab 9-5 Aero. This is a rare car, perfect for a euro climber (its owner is vacationing from Poland.)

Castleton’s Kor Inghals was a lot harder than I expected. 5.9 from the olden days when there was no 5.10. Didn’t help that its all off width with slippery calcite. Sheesh. I was a hurting unit the next day. Fortunately Ancient Art on fisher towers was pretty easy. The next, while my mind was willing my bones were in no condition to climb Castleton again. The bruises from all the horrible knee jams took more than a week to fade. I need to practice my off-widths!

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Hobo Alert!

Welcome to the West, Part Deux

Arrive in Twin Falls at around 10pm in seriously sad shape. Sick to fucking death of driving. In pain. Whole body vibrating. Wanna collapse into bed. I might have trained for climbing but not for sitting still in a car all day, worried about all the vehicles that are passing me.

Next morning I pack up at 6:45 and drive to the front desk to turn in my key. I’ve scouted local eaterys, have an idea where I’ll go but decide to check the local knowledge.

Pimply kid at the counter suggests Shari’s. Oh, and Idaho Joe’s. And Perkins Family Restaurant. I can see the manager in the back doing paperwork. I ask: “how about Norm’s?” Kids, uh, oh yeah, Norm’s. Uh… I’ve never eaten there. Its really hard to find. Manager pops out of his office: “Norm’s is Fantastic, you should definitely go there.”

I tell him I’m not going to eat at a francise. Will Norm’s sell me a real twin falls style breakfast? “Heck yeah.”

Norm’s delivers. Highly recommended! Here are yelp reviews:

http://www.yelp.com/biz/norms-cafe-twin-falls

I filled up and felt fantastic. French toast, eggs, hash browns, bacon and sausage – and a bunch of coffee. There’s a room in the back for the old timers. Cool as anything.

Walking around the neighborhood after breakfast, enjoying the morning light I find this fantastic tableau:

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Somebody has a heart and a dream. Bitchin!

Several folks in Twin Falls have asked if I went to see the falls. Nope, I did see the sign though. Apparently its a can’t miss and on the way out of town.

I turn off the hwy back to the interstate and am on small roads:

Going to see the Twin Falls from Twin Falls

Going to see the Twin Falls from Twin Falls

And then… I start to go past these horrible houses. I guess you get money and you wanna build something fancy? What are people thinking? Who are these space aliens? Are they locals gone bad? There’s not just a few, the place is littered with them.

Love the Adam's Family Gate that doesn't surround the property. Why?

Love the Adam’s Family Gate that doesn’t surround the property. Why?

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You can’t legislate taste.

Is this willful? Are they trying to fuck up the world? Who the fuck builds an ugly house on the river? Sorry, it wasn’t what I was in the mood for that morning. Sorta makes me dream of that scene in “Operation Arrowhead”? Where there’s a nuke on the way to slc? Do the world a favor and turn this place and its shitty mansions into glass. The basalt will thank you.

Let me get this straight, you build your dream home in twin falls? Are these failed spec houses? Retirement opportunity?

Let me get this straight, you build your dream home in twin falls? Are these failed spec houses? Retirement opportunity?

Finally I arrive at an overview of Twin Falls. This is a great place for teaching geology, a breach in the basalt.

Maybe also a place for teaching sociology. Who is building the houses on the other side of the river?

Twin Falls wasn't so special, but the perverse houses got my blood flowing.

Twin Falls wasn’t so special, but the perverse houses got my blood flowing. “This is Idaho, we mess it up on purpose to make a political statement.”?

The days drive was quite nice. Flat and fairly empty roads. Through Pocatello and onward through SLC, Provo and down to Moab.

The Norm’s breakfast treated me well and drove the rest of the day with power coming from my belly! That’s the power of a good breakfast.

Hitting the road out of Twin Falls Idaho.

Hitting the road out of Twin Falls Idaho.

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Being Passed by another Big Vehicle (I'm slow).

Being Passed by another Big Vehicle (I’m slow).

The Honda in this picture was upset by the silver pickup, so repeatedly "Brake Checked" it. Establishing dominance? Yeah baby!

The Honda in this picture was upset by the silver pickup, so repeatedly “Brake Checked” it. Establishing dominance? Yeah baby!

Cool light in Provo

Cool light in Provo, but really not my sort of place. Interesting Billboards. “Land of Opportunity” for the land owners.

Pride!

Pride!

Wind farms outside provo on the way to moab.

Wind farms outside provo on the way to moab.

Down off the plateau.

Down off the plateau.

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West to Moab

West to Moab

Woo!

Woo!

The last stretch to moab (where I take a left to Castle Valley).

The last stretch to moab (where I take a left to Castle Valley).

Parked in Castle Valley

Parked in Castle Valley

Setup and waiting for my friend to arrive.

Setup and waiting for my friend to arrive.

Castleton Tower.

Castleton Tower.